Proof That Liberal Insanity Knows No Bounds

Up yours, liberals!
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Nearly 27 years ago I read in the ultra liberal left Arizona Republic, a really stupid opinion column by one of America’s most left-leaning liberals: E. J. Montini.

I met this loon after I penned an article in the Sonoran News, the conservative newspaper for which I was then writing a weekly opinion column — and to this day regret shaking his clammy, limp-wristed liberal hand.

Montini wrote about a home invasion in which the invader was (happily) shot and killed, saying that if you became a victim of a home invasion you should turn over to the guy whatever he wanted and run out of YOUR HOME!

“WHATEVER he wanted,” he wrote. Because, he claimed, no one’s life is worth any amount of property. Or some such nonsensical liberal drivel.

But WE KNOW BETTER!

Invade our homes and you’d better be prepared to get a LOT more than what you came for.


Portrait of a very confused liberal (E. J. Montini)

That was decades ago, and today’s liberals are even crazier than Montini. A lot crazier. They’re off the wall crazy.

And true to form, on an NBC Today Show, insane liberals repeated Montini’s idiotic advice and raised his nonsensical drivel and dribble exponentially.

One NBC reporter (Jeff Rossen) averred that it was the season for home invasions because the weather was warm.

On the show Rossen presented a segment titled, “How to protect your family from home invasion” and spoke with retired NYPD detective and hostage negotiator Wallace Zeins, who apparently patrolled in the Bellevue Hospital psycho ward in Manhattan (NYC) because only a maniac could offer advice like his.

What came next seemed like it was part of another ludicrous liberal Hollywood script — not what any sane police officer would recommend. But then again, this jerk worked in New York — where nothing is normal and nothing is as it should be.

What came next was so absurd and nonsensical it became amusing.

And remember — this is the advice these morons want you to follow if maniacs wanting to rape, rob and/or kill you and invade your home! This is what you’re supposed to do according to liberals, to protect yourselves against home invaders with mayhem on their minds.

  • Use the panic alarm on your car keys to activate the car alarm.  “You hear a noise, hit the red button on it. Built-in automatic alarm.” Yup, that’ll get the cutthroats scared and running alright. Ever see the reaction of people in a parking lot when a car alarm goes off? Right. You didn’t see it because there are NO reactions! Another moronic liberal idea.
  • Use wasp spray insecticide to repel the home invaders.  “It’s so potent, it’s more powerful than police mace.” BULLSHIT! NONSENSE! LIES! Seriously? Wasp insecticide? That will just piss them off! — and if you are, as liberals advise unarmed, you will also be dead. By the way — bullets travel faster than wasp spray. And if this nutcase is right, why aren’t police agencies equipped with wasp spray instead of pepper spray?
  • Sleep with all your bedroom doors open.  “You want your kids to hear what’s going on.” Actually you DON’T want them to hear because that could attract them to the danger. Another insane liberal idea.
  • Cooperate with your captors. “You want to treat them like royalty.  On top of that, you don’t want lie to them.” Sounds like these are idiots with compounded Stockholm Syndrome. This is the dumbest advice thus far. First of all they don’t know if you’re lying. Secondly, treating them as such indicates fear, the last thing you want to do. Instead, buy a gun, learn how to use it, have it ready, and if your home is invaded IGNORE THESE LEFT WING IDIOTS AND USE IT TO BLOW THEM AWAY!
  • “Put a 99-cent alarm on your doors and windows. Experts say, noise is the best deterrent.” Yup. A 99-cent window alarm will send them running for their lives. More likely they’ll smash it and then in anger smash you, too.

So let’s try some REAL tips, that are NOT advice from liberals:

  1. Get a dog.  Barking dogs are an effective deterrent against criminals entering in the first place. And they bite.
  2. Put a security brace on your doors at night to resist forced entry. Including stopping police from breaking down your door at 3:00 A.M. because they have the wrong house.
  3. Install outdoor motion sensors that will turn on the lights when someone steps onto your property.
  4. Get a pump-action 12-gauge shotgun and load it with 00 buckshot.  Racking a shotgun will send most criminals scrambling.  And if that doesn’t work, a shotgun loaded with 00 buckshot fired in the general direction of the threat has a great chance of hitting the target and decimating it. And it’s much better than wasp spray.
  5. Get an alarm system from a reputable company that costs more than “99 cents” and post signs on your property.
  6. BUY A HANDGUN OR HANDGUNS in addition to a shotgun and learn how to use them. Do NOT put them into a locked safe or install stupid trigger locks as moronic liberals urge (no children in the home), both which PREVENT you from defending yourself and having them ready for use. An unloaded, locked away gun is of zero value in a tense situation where seconds count and wasted time can make the difference between a safe you and a dead you.

REMEMBER, IT IS UP TO YOU TO DEFEND YOURSELF, YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR HOME.

And most of all, whenever you read or hear ANYTHING penned by a liberal, laugh and then trash it.





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