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Liberals Want a New Preamble to the Constitution and Bill of Rights, So Here it is!

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The lunacy on the part of the left began long before Trump took office. And they’re not innocent little snowflakes, either. They’ve become full blown criminals and anarchists and need to be taken down.

One of the things the crazy professors and their millennial snowflake charges are demanding is to get rid of the Bill of Rights.

Of course that’s lunacy, but if it ever comes to pass we thought it would be a good idea to have a substitute ready to go.

Here it is, as received via email, with our changes and additions.

NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION

We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to  help everyone get along, restore some semblance of  justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more  time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally mentally ill liberals, the whiny, guilt ridden, delusional millennials, and others of their ilk. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.

ARTICLE I:

You do not  have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything. If you like “stuff,” work for it!

ARTICLE II:

You do not have  the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not  just you. You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of dummies like you liberals and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III:

You do not have the  right to be free from harm. If you stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful; do not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV:

You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are the most charitable people to be found and will usually help those in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation of professional freeloaders and boatloads of illiterate slugs who achieve nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional couch potatoes and freeloading slugs.

ARTICLE V:

You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in public health care.

ARTICLE VI:

You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be surprised if the rest of us want to do the same to you.

ARTICLE VII:

You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you will rot.

ARTICLE VIII:

You do not have the right to stay home and collect and demand mo’ food stamps, an EBT card or a check in the mailbox. All of us want you to have a job and will gladly help you find one, but we expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training or starve.

ARTICLE IX:

You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X:

This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you came from, English is our language. Learn it or get the hell out!

ARTICLE XI:

You do not have the right to change our country’s history or heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one God; and that is NOT Allah! You are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or no faith at all with no fear of persecution but you do not get to tell anyone else what to believe. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history and tough shit if you are uncomfortable with it.





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