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A Liberal Funeral

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For those who need to smile due to all the angst and damage liberals are heaping upon this nation, continue reading…

For liberals, who will waste no time hurling accusations of bias or violence or whatever, get a freakin’ life!

Of better yet, if you’re a liberal just crawl away back into your hole, sewer or cave.

As received via email…

A liberal was leaving a Starbucks with his $13 latte when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second hearse was a conservative guy walking with a large, growling dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were 200 more conservatives solemnly walking in single file.

The liberal couldn’t resist; curiosity got the better of him.

He approached the conservative walking with the dog and said: “I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral quite like this. Whose funeral is it?”

“My wife’s,” answered the conservative. “She’s in the leading hearse.”

”What happened to her?” asked the liberal.

“She voted for Hillary and my dog attacked and killed her,” said the conservative.

“But who is in the second hearse?” asked the lib.

“My mother-in-law. She did that too. The dog found out and killed her also.”

A drawn out pause ensued and then prolonged silence between lib and conservative…

The liberal then asked, “Who are the other 200 men and why are they lined up like that?”

The conservative replied, “They’re married to liberals too, and they’re waiting to borrow the dog.”





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