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Hillary Clinton’s Box

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Hillary Clinton is proving to be a lot dumber than we thought she was.

Or perhaps more accurately stated, she’s a lot more arrogant.

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Despite having her ass repeatedly kicked politically, the Clinton Bitch keeps coming back for more. The evil hag crone actually believes that America will eventually elect her queen. When, when she celebrates her 92nd birthday?

People like Hillary Clinton are asking for what she gets, and what she certainly deserves.

Such as what follows.

as received via email…

When Bill and Hillary were first married, Bill said, “I put a box under the bed. Promise me you will never  look in it.”

And in all their 30 years of ‘marriage,’ Hillary never looked.

On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her. She lifted the lid, peeked inside, and in it were three empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents.

That evening they were out for a special anniversary dinner.

After dinner Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed saying, “I’m so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the three beer cans in the box?”

Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.”

Hillary was shocked, but thought, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. And since I know he is addicted to sex, three times is not too bad.”

She said, “Okay Bill, I guess I can forgive you.”

Bill thanked her for being so understanding.

They hugged and made their peace.

A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?”

He answered, “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center.”





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